The Riot is proud to unveil our very first, fully functional piece of Internet real estate! From info on upcoming gigs, video content, and even a blog section (Perez Hilton watch your back), this website is your one-stop-shop for any and all information pertaining to your favourite merry band of loveable goofballs, The Riot. As we endeavour to do with our live performances, this venture into the vast frontier of the interweb will be a confluence of silly, fun-loving entertainment, brazen and unabashed opinions, with perhaps even a hint of education – did you know Natalie Portman’s real last name is “Hershlag?”

There you have it folks! We’ve purchased our mobile phones, our cable boxes that can pause live TV, switched from dial-up to high-speed, and entered the 21st century guns blazing. We hope you find as much enjoyment perusing this site as we do creating its content. It is an honour and privilege making you laugh.

Thank you sincerely,

The Riot

P.S. Did you know the gross domestic production (GDP) in Canada expanded at an annual rate of 0.30 percent in the third quarter of 2010? See… Educational!